Thursday, October 1, 2009

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

i broke the heart of heartbreak! By Phillip Collins

See I broke the heart of heartbreak this girl was lethal
The shit she said and did should be illegalI
did fall in love....but maybe quite to soon
It was like I met her @ 8 and eatin her shit by noon!
Not that fast lol....but I think u get the picture
I did hit dat ass like A-rod against a rookie pitcher lol
While I was thinkin of ways 2 impress her mother
She was contemplating on given the ass to others
Had a great plan.....talkin perfect life by thirty
She couldnt stay faithful....smh just to damn flirty
But see now its me that she can no longer get!
She thought the grass was much greener on the other side til I fertilized my shit!!!
Love is a game and she tried 2 play me with the cards she was dealt!
But she can cry me a river now I'll jump that shit like Michael phelps!

Phillip G. Collins

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

The Music game

true story just listen..Everybody..I REPEAT...EVERYBODY!! When a Rapper Drops his NEW

album he is by far the HARDEST RAPPER in the Game. I say this because While YOU listen to

his Music, all other music is DEAD,GONE,OLD..weezy(Stop SINGING)..Lupe(fel...l OFF)..50

Cent(Depreciated)..The Game(Cant handle the "Game")..T.I.(doing community service)..Soulja

Boi(go to sleep-_-)..HOV is the MAN, BLUEPRINT lll, go GET IT! NOW!!!.....lol

Monday, September 14, 2009

lil mama?....lol wow

What is wrong with this lil man lol

i mean did she think she was fly or cute?

well shes neither smh.....ugly dummy made an ass of her self and lost much fan support if she

did have any......it comes down to do i or dont i.......and that was a dont sweetie...smh......funny

tho lol

Thursday, September 10, 2009

On camera......but not u? lol

So my cousin's man is leaving her.
Sad...but not sad
Funny......but not funny

Why so mean phillip?....some may say.

This bitch is just dumb!


So they......(her and her other dude) made a sex tape and this dumb ass left it in the one place that maybe she thought it would be safe......the dame vcr! smh.
So of course he saw it and began to pack his shit. Shes cryin and says the shit that still has me laughin......."that aint me"....lmfaooooo
So me being me i had 2 ask a question or 2.......I'm like "so jazmine, question 1: why u still got VHS? smfh
And how that aint u!?.....u got the same shirt on! lmao

On camera.....but that aint u?.....smh lol

Monday, September 7, 2009

weed & intelligence

Is it just me or are most people smarter while faded? lol

myself personally tend to break things down and observe surroundings in ways i never have b4.

Faded while in class transformed me into a B+ student. Who knows, maybe couldve been an A

student if I didnt keep falling asleep towards the end of class. It truly enhances intelligence,

makes jokes better, sex better,.....its just a beautiful thing.

Long live marijuana!!! lol